303 MATT drops a tune. Two LAVI8TORS

Matt sent me this killing mixtape quite a while ago (when I didn’t have the proper internet connection to upload) and it has been laying in the back of my hard drive for ages. He reminded me of it today and whipped up a cover artwork for him to enhance the experience. It’s clever mix [...]

Emirates Global Assessment Days in September 2009 !!

Hi peeps. Here’s some extra good news for wannabe Cabin Crew. Emirates is planning to hold Global assessment days at the following locations in September 2009. Including one tomorrow in London, UK. Please follow the links and register to get an invitation. A full report and what to expect from these days is detailed here. [...]

Inside my RV(s)

Following a series over at a very popular Flight Attendant Blog owned by Bobby (BTW, I need to congratulate him for the logo he came up with! So I used it…), I decided to document my own. So today, and today only, you will get a sneak peek into my suitcase. It’s a one time [...]

NO COMMENT. September Roster Detailed.

Nothing much to add to this as you can probably understand, I’m flabbergasted :

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MY Bday

On a positive [...]

We are BACK LIVE !

Hey people ! We are back live and kicking. We have performed some design tweaks, some backend improvements and upgraded most of the systems that run the blog. Few of the newly introduced features that are already working :

FAQ for Emirates Airline is back in full swing. You can add your questions to the stack [...]

My sorry self in motion

Maybe you’re new to this blog and haven’t dug deep enough [yet]. But I do make silly videos on a random basis because most of the time I’m uber-bored at home or I have the urge to document the different happenings that occur in my life. I also like to share some cool tunes through [...]

Airboy does Hong Kong… in the very front…

I’d do Hong Kong anytime. Easy pax, good hours and the destination is amazing. I’m writting to you tonight from my hotel room nearby the runway. We just got here and had to share what I have just experienced. But before that I need to share some unusual stuff that happened before I spent the [...]

August Roster Detailed : it’s about time b****es.

Hey so after some Mojito at Zuma’s yesterday followed closely by a Havana & Coke we decide to call it a day. Woke up this morning at 18h30. Yes that’s in the afternoon or evening more like. We jump on our BMXs and go straight to Bert’s for an internet fix and to check if [...]

Dusseldork, my Sodberry & LAVIATORS go global !

Still no internet. Still no landline. Still on days off. Yep, that’s right, life here in Al Barsha ticks away all too slowly. I have remedies though. DVDs and a neeeew phone. I’m now able to receive emails on the go. Efficiently. I have a full qwerty keyboard, so typing isn’t an issue anymore. Yeah [...]

So far, So Good. Or supposedly. TWO NEW LAVIATORS. DL#81.

Geeez, where do I start ?! It’s seems like a decade since I blogged something. Time just flies by so quickly. Been super busy and super tired. Since I last updated the blog I went to Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia), Tripoli (Libya), Tunis (Tunisia), Chennai (India) and heading to my beloved monthly Bombay/Mumbai very soon. Hey [...]

NEW LAVIATOR ! You too can join ! Click me !

During an Easyjet flight between Liverpool (UK) and Bordeaux (FRANCE) …

Maybe you want to join ? There’s nothing easier ! A little imagination will take you far. Grab your camera, sneak it into the lavs along with your favourite tabloid and get crazy in there ! The funnier the better ! There’s a bunch of [...]

Michael Jackson / 1958 – 2009

Yo habibtis. I came back from Gatwick/Crawley this morning and was shocked to overhear a phone conversation in the crew bus. MJ had died yesterday ! Cardiac arrest some say. Who on this planet hasn’t once boogied to one of his killer tunes ? Difficult to say. He will remain one of the biggest pop [...]

I Need Wheels, hot wheels !!

I’m so jealous of that little bastard of a kid in that picture. I want one of those bikes. One of those uber-cool, uber-retro, uber-60’s, uber-70’s bicycle ! I need wheels, desperately. I’m now living in a relatively bike-safe part of Dubai and eager to discover the greens, go to the supermarket and look so [...]

Move Update #2

So the exode towards greener fields or sandier lands more like is well under way. In fact, I have nearly completed the very stressful activity of packing and boxing. I needed a few more boxes and went for a quick run at IKEA. and foud these boxes :

I’m moving out on the 18th because Emirates [...]

Michelle Obama Laviates with us !

These two are freakin’ funny ! How I cracked a laugh when I saw the one with Michelle Obama !
Colon says : “KUL-MNL via Malaysian Airlines. I got left behind by my original flight back to Manila from Jakarta, so I had to purchase a last minute ticket via MH ($400 one way…Im still mourning). [...]