Hey guys. I’m relieved I got off this return flight alive. And that is being honest. I spent the past 8 hours walking up and down the aisles with absolutely not a second for myself and my poor little weak legs. I did not sit once in 8 hours. That’s how bad the flight was.
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90% of the world think we get paid “big” bucks to piss people off. 90% of the time, air travellers will have misconceptions about our job description. And usually, they’re absolutely wrong. Take the Bombay I did today. 90% percent of the passengers I welcomed onboard today had grim faces due certainly to the lack [...]
Jeee wiiiiizzz thought this would never happen again… ever ! I’m sleep deprived and forced myself self outta bed this morning at 11.30 am. Note that the night before I came back from my Paris trip at 1 in the morning and went straight to Zinc, cause I missed the place believe it or not [...]
Today’s Cabin Crew in the hot seat is a very poised young mother with ambition. She works for a major carrier in the US and apparently likes her job so much she has to write about it on her time off (just like us really!). Heather is her civilian name. Skydoll is how she calls [...]
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. It was a common agreement to avoid midflight collisions. Polar bears cover their black nose when they go hunting, so that they’re not seen when the prey turns back to check if followed. A mule won’t sink in quicksand but a donkey will. Elephant are the only [...]
Honkers was better than I expected. We managed to have a hell of a laugh on the way over with a great Purser (I wont disclose his identity for obvious confidential reasons) as well as a wicked crew & flight deck. Also part of the crew was Marlon, a reader of this very blog and [...]
Hola mujeres, hola muchachos,
Back with the sleeping devils, at the time I’m writing these words it’s 3.30 am in the morning. Can’t get to bloody sleep, it’s hard being on vacation. Getting used to staying up late and stuff doesn’t do me good. Next week’s UK stint will arrange all this for sure. It’s even [...]
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