Cubicle Monster / EKcribs / Failed Lipdubbing

Hello peeps. Not very much has happened these last few weeks. Other than the fact I was (and still am) kind of sick. I was grounded for around 10 days because I suffered from severe headaches and was unable to operate.
So I’m basically trying to figure out a way to overcome those, and one of [...]

Michael Jackson – This Is It

You get it first hand with Airboy ! Here’s the mp3 (free to download) for Michael Jackson’s previously unreleased song “This Is It” :

Adults are EVIL !

NO COMMENT. September Roster Detailed.

Nothing much to add to this as you can probably understand, I’m flabbergasted :

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MAN – DXB
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DXB – NBO
NBO – DXB
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DXB – BEY – DXB

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DXB – BOM – DXB
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DXB – HYD – DXB
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DXB – LGW

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DXB – BOM – DXB
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MY Bday

On a positive [...]

NEW LAVIATORS JOIN THE CLUB – BEST IN SHOW, so far…

My my my. When I thought everyone was sick of this trend, here comes another 5 Laviators ! Well four I will actually post because the last one raises uniform issues, and will not take the risk of loosing my job, nor his… !
So here goes. Kudos to those ludicrous bunch of FAs there. Sent [...]

So far, So Good. Or supposedly. TWO NEW LAVIATORS. DL#81.

Geeez, where do I start ?! It’s seems like a decade since I blogged something. Time just flies by so quickly. Been super busy and super tired. Since I last updated the blog I went to Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia), Tripoli (Libya), Tunis (Tunisia), Chennai (India) and heading to my beloved monthly Bombay/Mumbai very soon. Hey [...]

NEW LAVIATOR ! You too can join ! Click me !

During an Easyjet flight between Liverpool (UK) and Bordeaux (FRANCE) …

Maybe you want to join ? There’s nothing easier ! A little imagination will take you far. Grab your camera, sneak it into the lavs along with your favourite tabloid and get crazy in there ! The funnier the better ! There’s a bunch of [...]

Michelle Obama Laviates with us !

These two are freakin’ funny ! How I cracked a laugh when I saw the one with Michelle Obama !
Colon says : “KUL-MNL via Malaysian Airlines. I got left behind by my original flight back to Manila from Jakarta, so I had to purchase a last minute ticket via MH ($400 one way…Im still mourning). [...]

DOWNLOADABLES #80. Chromeo / Fancy Footwork. Update on my move…

Ever since Oz bluetoothed this track to me yesterday, I haven’t stopped playing it. It’s desperately catchy, insanely groovy and the 80’s synth-electro-rock-pop sound of the whole deal makes me wanna… boogie.
Chromeo is a Montreal based electrofunk duo whose music is described as “a shameless return to the glistening, sex-saturated synth-pop which ruled the eighties.”
The [...]

DOWNLOADABLES #79 : Daft Punk… Who else ?

Hey guys, I’m about to leave for the airport and was kinda eager to share this epic encore Daft Punk delivered at the Bercy Venue in Paris for their last tour date. Daft Punk at it’s best here with a brilliant mix in front of a masssiiiiiiiive crowd. The track has been around quite a [...]

Airboy does Shanghai #2 + VIDEO

I haven’t been on a layover for a hell a long time and going to CBC with a cargo suitcase actually felt good. We were bound for Shanghai in China. The flight over was busy as ever and lasted around 8 hours (chock to chock). I was happy after my string of turnarounds to finally [...]

Well Done. Update of the last 72 hours

You probably remember one of my highly entertaining Mauritius trips back last month. We had to deal with something unusual on-board while cruising over the Indian Ocean (ETOPS, meaning far away from any suitable airport to divert to). I cannot give you any details as briefed but upon checking my snail-mail inbox this morning (I [...]

Common Flight Attendant problems : Layover Blues.

I’ve experienced such state a few times already. Doing circles in my hotel room like a goldfish in bowl. As it might sound funny from the outside, it isn’t for the one living it. Living this fast paced life can lead to all sorts of different behaviors and moods you never thought you’d go through. [...]

DOWNLOADABLES #75 / Daft Diana – Massive Fear – Justice – Sharon Jones

You spin me right round with all your requests people ! I’ve been on the look out for killer mashups lately and I think I have found some pretty cool material for your bored ears. I know that it has been a while since I uploaded some stuff too, please forgive me. Today’s line up [...]

What went down in Paname (slang for Paris) + VIDEO

I apologize for the lateness of this post but priorities remain priorities and things will never change : ie, blogging about me getting lost in a random part of Dubai seemed much more entertaining than my Parisian hols…Anyway… I came back from Paris, France from my little 8 day break just over a week ago [...]